The
text of a letter from a youngster from Eromanga (a small
town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of
Queensland). Dear Mum and Dad,
I am well. Hope youse are too.
Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better
than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in quick smart
before the jobs are all gone!
I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya
don't hafta get outta bed until 6 am.
But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before
brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya
uniform.
No cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack -
nothin'!
Ya haz gotta shave though, but its not so bad, coz there's
lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing!
At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no
kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes.
You don't get fed again until noon, and by that time all
the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route
march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill
in the back paddock!
This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with
laughter.
I keep getting medals for shootin' - dunno why.
The bullseye is as big as a possum's bum and it don't move
and its not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when
our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the
Ekka last year!
All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the
target - its a piece of cake!
You don't even load your own cartridges they comes in
little boxes and ya don't have to steady yourself against
the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!
Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta
be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like
fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve
and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.
Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm
the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by
this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15
stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as
ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet,
but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to
the boozer.
I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in
quick before word gets around how good it is.
Your loving daughter,
Sheila |